Friendship day Quotes Funny

74. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
Bernard Meltzer

75. “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.“
Unknown

76. “We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!“
Unknown

77. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.“
C.S. Lewis

78. “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.“
Aaron Machado

79. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.“
Jim Hayes

80. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.“
Linda Grayson

81. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.“
Elbert Hubbard

82. “A good friend is a connection to life — a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.“
Lois Wyse

83. “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.“
Unknown

84. “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.“
Markus Zusak

85. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.“
Laurence J. Peter

86. “Friends are the family you choose.“
Jess C. Scott

87. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.“
Sylvia Plath

88. “‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.“
A.A. Milne

89. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.“
Charles Lamb

90. “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.“
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

91. “The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.“
Jay McInerney

92. “A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.“
Arnold H. Glasgow

93. “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.“
Samuel Butler

94. “Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.“
C.J. Langenhoven

95. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.“
Greg Tamblyn

96. “I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.“
Unknown

97. “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.“
Unknown

98. “If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.”
S.E. Hinton

99. “There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.“
J.K. Rowling

100. “Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.“
Unknown

101. “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.“
Edwin Arlington Robinson

102. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.“
Oprah Winfrey

103. “True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together”
Emilie Saint-Genis

104. “Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.“
Unknown

105. “There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.“
Benjamin Franklin

106. “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.“
Terri Guillemets

107. “Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?“
Abraham Lincoln

108. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.“
Robert Brault

109. “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things. Alone.“
Unknown

110. “I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.“
Robert Brault

111. “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.“
C.S. Lewis

112. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.“
Joan Powers

113. “A friend to all is a friend to none.“
Aristotle

114. “Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
Oscar Wilde