Fathers Day Quotes Funny

1. “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
~ Tim Russert

2. “Dad, you’re someone to look up to no matter how tall I’ve grown.”
~ Anon

3. “A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.”
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez

4. “Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place.”
~ Hillary Lytle

5. “Some people don’t believe in heroes but they haven’t met my dad!”
~ Anon

6. “Daddy, you are as smart as Ironman,
as strong as the Hulk,
as fast as Superman,
as brave as Batman.
You are my favorite super-hero.”
~ Anon

7. “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Dave Attell

8. “When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” – Jerry Seinfeld

9. Dave Attell
“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.”

10. Rita Rudner
“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”

11. Bob Odenkirk
“My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”