When the leaves turn bright red and gold and the air smells like roasted turkey, we know that Thanksgiving is coming up soon. It’s a time when friends and family get together to say thank you and share a delicious meal. Even though it’s common to say meaningful things during this holiday, adding a little humour to our Thanksgiving wishes can make the day even more fun. In this piece, we’ve put together a list of funny Thanksgiving wishes that will make your friends and family laugh as they count their blessings and reach for that extra slice of pie. So get ready to share some laughs, spread some joy, and let the fun that comes from eating turkey begin!
Thanksgiving Wishes For Family
- May your turkey be juicy, your mashed potatoes lumpy (in a good way), and your stomach stretchy enough to hold it all. Happy Thanksgiving!
- I hope that your Thanksgiving meal is so great that Joey from Friends would be proud of how well you eat. Gobble gobble!
- I’m thankful that we can stuff ourselves like turkeys without worrying about getting cooked on this day of thanks.
- Here’s hoping that your Thanksgiving turkey is as big as your family’s appetites and that your cranberry sauce is as saucy as Uncle Bob’s jokes!
- Happy Thanksgiving! Don’t forget that the only thing that should be “stuffed” today is the turkey.
- May your Thanksgiving dinner be so good that it goes viral on social media and makes all of your friends jealous.
- I hope your Thanksgiving is full of fun, love, and a food coma that lasts for hours!
- As you sit down with your family at the table, keep in mind that the more pies you eat, the more “well-rounded” you become.
- Tip for Thanksgiving: If you don’t want to talk about politics at the dinner table, make the whole meal a “no-talking zone”
- Cheers to a day to be thankful for the people in our lives who cook the turkey so the rest of us can focus on eating it!
- Happy Thanksgiving! Don’t worry about the calories in pumpkin pie when you eat it with friends and family.
- May your Thanksgiving be filled with blessings, happiness, and just enough awkward family moments to make things interesting.
- Let’s be thankful this Thanksgiving that tryptophan makes it okay to take naps.
- I hope you eat so much at Thanksgiving that your stretchy pants become your new best friend.
- Here’s hope your Thanksgiving dinner is as crazy and fun as a Black Friday sale!
- Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkey be big, your wine glass full, and your in-laws, well, acceptable.
- May your Thanksgiving be free of charades about how much we love Aunt Martha’s burnt Brussels sprouts.
- I hope that your Thanksgiving dinner has just the right amount of drama—enough to keep you entertained, but not so much that it could be on reality TV.
- As you spend Thanksgiving with your family and friends, remember that calories are just little animals that live in your closet and make your clothes a little bit tighter.
- I hope your Thanksgiving is full of happiness, love, and so much pie that it could compete with the Great British Baking Show!
- Happy Thanksgiving! Remember, if the kitchen is too hot, you can always blame the turkey!
- Here’s to a Thanksgiving where you laugh so much that your cheeks hurt more than the food baby you get after eating!
- May your Thanksgiving be full of heartwarming times that you will remember as long as the last piece of pumpkin pie.
- Wishing you a Thanksgiving with people who bring out the best in you, or at least don’t bring up your embarrassing past!
- Cheers to a Thanksgiving meal that’s so good, you’ll forget about your family’s embarrassing holiday outfits.
- Happy Thanksgiving! Remember that putting the “pie” back into “pilgrim” is the key to a stress-free vacation!
- Here’s hope your Thanksgiving is as sweet as the whipped cream on your pumpkin pie and as smooth as your grandma’s gravy!
- Let’s be thankful on Thanksgiving for stretchy trousers and elastic waistbands, which are the true unsung stars of the holiday.
- Wishing you a Thanksgiving with less awkward silences and more turkey-induced laughs!
- Happy Thanksgiving! May your dinner be so delicious that even picky eaters can’t stay away!
- Here’s hope that your Thanksgiving leftovers will last longer than your excitement about Black Friday shopping!
- At Thanksgiving dinner, you should count your gifts, not the calories you ate. So, pass the sauce and let’s start eating!
- From far away, I want to wish you a happy Thanksgiving and tell you that the best part of the holiday is not having to do the dishes!
- I hope your Thanksgiving is full of love, happiness, and enough dad jokes to make everyone groan until dessert.
- Happy Thanksgiving! May your pie be as sweet as your grandma’s smile and your turkey as juicy as a chat with your best friends!
- Here’s hope that the conversation at your Thanksgiving dinner is as juicy as the turkey and as fun as the whipped cream on the pie!
- May your Thanksgiving be as relaxed as a nap after dinner and as fun as watching kids chase a running pumpkin.
- If all else fails, you can say that your food coma was caused by the tryptophan. It’s the best reason ever!
- Wishing you a Thanksgiving with just enough family chaos to make memories, but not so much that you could write a book about it.
- Happy Thanksgiving! Remember that the only thing better than turkey is spending time with family and friends.
- Here’s hope that your Thanksgiving dinner is so great that you want to hit the “replay” button and do it all over again!
- May your Thanksgiving be as special as the time Uncle Mike tried to deep-fry the turkey.
- Thanksgiving is a great time to think about all the good things in your life, but don’t count how many desserts you eat. It’s best to keep it a secret!
- I hope your Thanksgiving is full of fun, love, and as much whipped cream as you can eat!
- Happy Thanksgiving! May your mashed potatoes be smooth, your gravy be free of lumps, and your family be free of stress.
- Here’s hope that your Thanksgiving has more funny stories and less political talk!
- May your Thanksgiving be full of thanksgiving and joy, and may no one judge you if you have a second (or third) helping of pie!
- Thanksgiving is a time to show our loved ones how much we care and figure out how to eat all the delicious food.
- I hope your Thanksgiving meal is so great that it will be told in family stories for years to come.
- Happy Thanksgiving! May your heart be as full as your plate and your laughs as plentiful as pumpkin spice lattes.
