These Short Halloween Quotes that cover various ranges from funny to spooky quotes are perfect to share with your friends!
Short Halloween Quotes
“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” — Steve Almond
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Max, Hocus Pocus
“I see dead people.” — The Sixth Sense
“It’s easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight.” — Patricia Briggs, Dragon Bones
“I’m a mouse, duh.” — Mean Girls
“There is something at work in my soul which I do not understand.” — Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
“I’m wicked through and through.” — Elphaba, Wicked
“Be afraid. Be very afraid.” — Ronnie, The Fly
“There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” — Joseph Conrad
“Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” — Comedian Julie Gold
“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” — Tim Burton
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” — Edgar Allan Poe
“On Halloween, you get to become anything you want to be.” — Ava Dellaira
“Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.” — Hocus Pocus
“Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — Emily, Corpse Bride
“Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?” — Bram Stoker, Dracula
“Anyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows’ Eve.” — Ray Bradbury, “The Halloween Tree”
“It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween! The moon is full and bright and we shall see that can’t be seen on any other night.” — Jack Prelutsky, “It’s Halloween”
“If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear!” — Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”
“Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble!” — Aunt Frances Owens, “Practical Magic”
“Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows’ Eve will the spirits come to play.” — Solange Nicole
“Most people will tell you growing up means you stop believing in Halloween things — I’m telling you the reverse. You start to grow up when you understand that the stuff that scares you is part of the air you breathe.” — Peter Straub, “Magic Terror: 7 Tales”
“I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes — the Devil’s eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up.” — Samuel Loomis, “Halloween”
Sassy Short Halloween Quotes
“Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.”
“Creep it real.”
“Boo Felicia.”
“#Squadghouls”
“Tricks or it didn’t happen.”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“Witch better have my candy.”
“Trick or treat yo’ self.”
“Witch, please.”
“Feeling gourd, like I should.”
“What’s up my witches?”
“Hey boo-tiful.”
“If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.”
“Basic witch.”
“Fangs for the memories.”
“Where my ghouls at?”
“Bow down witches.”
“Can’t wait until the moon is full.”
“Drop dead gorgeous.”
“It’s alive!”
“Caution! Black cat crossing.”
“Forever your Zom-bae.”
“You’re just not my (blood) type.”
“I do not say, ‘Bleh bleh bleh!'”
“Bad to the bone.”
“Mons-terrific.”
“Only a little bit batty.”
“Me-Wow.”
Short Halloween Quotes for Instagram
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” — Nancy, Nightmare on Elm Street
“Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires.” / “How avant-garde.” – Louis and Claudia, Interview with The Vampire
“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us.” — Sirius, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” — Wednesday, The Addams Family
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Halloween
“There are only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Nightmare Before Christmas
“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” –Beetlejuice
“Halloween is cool.” –Halloweentown
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” –Hocus Pocus
“I see dead people.” –The Sixth Sense
“I’m a mouse, duh.” –Mean Girls
“Hi! I’m Chucky. Want to play?” –Child’s Play
“You frightened me. Do it again!” — Morticia, The Addams Family
“Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” — Emily, Corpse Bride
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Dani, Hocus Pocus
“I am the pumpkin king!” — Jack, The Nightmare Before Christ
Funny Short Halloween Quotes
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” —Lucy Van Pelt, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”
“On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.” —Nicholas Gordon
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —Nancy Thomas, “Nightmare on Elm Street”
“It’s as much to scare as to be scared.” —Vincent Price
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” —L.M. Montgomery
“Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.” —Elvis Duran
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Brackett, “Halloween”
“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.” —Unknown
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” —Wednesday Addams, “The Addams Family”
Scary and Short Quotes on Halloween
“I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” — Evan Peters
“Halloween was the best holiday, in my opinion, because it was all about friends, monsters, and candy, rather than family and responsibility.” – Margee Kerr
“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” — Steve Almond
“The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.” — Paula Curan
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — L.M. Montgomery
“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween.” — Unknown
“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.'” – Rita Rudner
“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” —William Shakespeare, Macbeth
“Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.” — Stephen Graham Jones
“She’d always loved Halloween. A magic night. A night when anything could happen. Monsters could be real. Magic could whisper in the air.” – Cynthia Eden
“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” — Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Brackett, Halloween
“The world turned upside down–in a good way–for one black velvet night.” – Karen Fortunati
Short Spooky Quotes About Halloween
“I Can Think Of Nothing On Earth So Beautiful As The Final Haul On Halloween Night.” – Steve Almond
“werewolves Howl. Phantoms Prowl. Halloween’s Upon Us Now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
“Every Day Is Halloween, Isn’t It? For Some Of Us.” – Tim Burton’s
“clothes Make A Statement. Costumes Tell A Story.” – Mason Cooley
“sticky Fingers, Tired Feet; One Last House, Trick Or Treat!” – Rusty Fischer
“no, Please Don’t Kill Me, Mr. Ghostface. I Wanna Be In The Sequel!” — Tatum Riley From scream
“The Farther We’ve Gotten From The Magic And Mystery Of Our Past, The More We’ve Come To Need Halloween.” – Paula Guran
“Some People Are Born For Halloween, And Some Are Just Counting The Days Until Christmas.” – Stephen Graham Jones
“I’m So Glad I Live In A World Where There Are Octobers.” – L.m. Montgomery
“Double, Double Toil And Trouble; Fire Burn, And Cauldron Bubble.” – William Shakespeare
“Magic Is Really Very Simple. All You’ve Got To Do Is Want Something And Then Let Yourself Have It.” – Aggie Cromwell From Halloweentown
“Just Because I Cannot See It, Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Believe It!” – Jack Skellington From The Nightmare Before Christmas
“it’s Just A Bunch Of Hocus Pocus!” – Max From Hocus Pocus
“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” – Lucy Van Pelt from The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“It’s Halloween; Everyone’s Entitled To One Good Scare.” – Brackett From Halloween
“I Love Halloween, And I Love That Feeling: The Cold Air, The Spooky Dangers Lurking Around The Corner.” – Evan Peters
“There Is A Child In Every One Of Us Who Is Still A Trick-or-treater Looking For A Brightly-lit Front Porch.” – Robert Brault
“Where There Is No Imagination, There Is No Horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
“I Put A Spell On You Because You’re Mine.” – Jay Hawkins
“Be Afraid… Be Very Afraid.” – the Fly
“Never Trust Anything That Can Think For Itself If You Can’t See Where It Keeps Its Brain.” – J.k. Rowling
“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat… no thank you.’” – Rita Rudner
“It’s As Much Fun To Scare As To Be Scared.” – Vincent Price
“Believe Nothing You Hear And Only One Half That You See.” – Edgar Allen Poe
Short Quotations on Halloween
“There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.” ~ Anonymous
“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.” ~ Anonymous
“Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” ~ Steve Almond
“Witch parking. All others will be a toad.” ~ Anonymous
“On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.” ~ Nicholas Gordon
“Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.” ~ Elvis Duran
“If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.” ~ Douglas Copeland
“Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.” ~ Charles M. Schulz
“Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.” ~ Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
“Oh how the candles will be lit and the wood of worm burn in a fiery dust. For on all Hallows Eve will the spirits come to play, and only the fruit of thy womb will satisfy their endless roaming.” ~ Solange Nicole
“Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” ~ Judy Gold
“It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.” ~ Vincent Price
“October was always the least dependable of months … full of ghosts and shadows.” ~ Joy Fielding
“Not every witch lives in Salem.” ~ Anonymous
“You must believe me, it was a horseman, a dead one! Headless!” ~ Ichabod Crane
“Darkness falls across the land, The Midnight Hour is close at hand.” ~ Rodney Lynn Temperton
“I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” ~ Evan Peters
Short Halloween Sayings
“I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” ~ The Criminologist, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” ~ Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.” ~ Elizabeth
“A mask tells us more than a face.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ ” ~ Rita Rudner
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” ~ Max
“Am I walking toward something I should be running away from?” ~ Shirley Jackson
“This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!’” ~ Dexter Kozen
“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” ~ Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Short Pumpkin Quotes
Wednesday, play with your food.” —The Addams Family
“Gone pumpkin pickin'” —a play on the film title Gone Fishin’.
“There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“Jack-o’-lantern, Jack-o’-lantern. You are such a funny sight.” —Jack-o’-lantern Halloween Song
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” —Henry David Thoreau
“Sometimes I think that ideas float through the atmosphere like huge squishy pumpkins waiting for heads to drop on.” —Neil Gaiman
“The fifth one said ‘I’m ready for some fun!’” —Five Little Pumpkins
“There he is. There he is. It’s the Great Pumpkin.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“Hey, have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“When life gives you pumpkins, make pie.” —a play on Elbert Hubbard’s words.
“I have to leave … Lizards and pumpkins and … things.” —Lily James in Cinderella
“I heard a pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.” —a play on the Pembrokeshire saying.
Short Fall Quotes
“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” — Albert Camus
Yellow fall leaves, river, and old building with a shortfall quotes by Albert Camus
“It’s like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for ‘Harry Potter.” — Robbie Coltrane
“Why is summer mist romantic and autumn mist just sad?” — Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle
“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.” — John Donne
“How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.” – George Burns
“And I rose / In rainy autumn / And walked abroad in a shower of all my days…” — Dylan Thomas
“The heart of autumn must have broken here, and poured its treasure upon the leaves.” – Charlotte Bates.
“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.” – Doug Larson
“She loved the fall, all the sun-faded colors of summer repainted by vivid reds and golds.” – Naomi Ragen
“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.” — Chad Sugg
“Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.” — Jim Bishop
“There is something incredibly nostalgic and significant about the annual cascade of autumn leaves.” — Joe L. Wheeler
“Autumn leaves are falling, filling up the streets; golden colors on the lawn, nature’s trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer
Cute Short Halloween Captions
Too cute to spook.
Boo from the crew.
Everything’s better with a little magic.
Witchful thinking.
Happy Howl-oween.
Creature feature.
A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
Too ghoul for school.
Bad to the bone.
Bugs and hisses.
Having a boo-tiful night.
This is where the magic happens.
You’ve got me under your spell.
Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
Keep calm and carry a wand.
Mischief managed.
Ready, set, ghoul!
Absolutely fa-boo-lous.
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
My broomstick runs on scares.