47+ Best Halloween Quotes and Puns about Pumpkins


Halloween Quotes about Pumpkins


“I have to leave … Lizards and pumpkins and … things.” —Lily James in Cinderella

“I heard a pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.” —a play on the Pembrokeshire saying.

“Gone pumpkin pickin'” —a play on the film title Gone Fishin’.

“There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

“Jack-o’-lantern, Jack-o’-lantern. You are such a funny sight.” —Jack-o’-lantern Halloween Song

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” —Henry David Thoreau

“Sometimes I think that ideas float through the atmosphere like huge squishy pumpkins waiting for heads to drop on.” —Neil Gaiman

“The fifth one said ‘I’m ready for some fun!’” —Five Little Pumpkins

“There he is. There he is. It’s the Great Pumpkin.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

“I am the Pumpkin King.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas

“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

I love pumpkin spice a latte.

Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit

Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never

At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

Whatever spices your pumpkin.

My favorite word is ‘pumpkin.’ You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.

Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie/Soon your love will be all mine.

When life gives you pumpkins, make pie.

Gone pumpkin pickin’.

If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go.

“Sugar and pumpkin spice and all things nice!” —a play on Robert Southey’s words.

“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella

“My favorite word is ‘pumpkin.’ You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.” —Harrison Salisbury

“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas

Tis the pumpkin spice season.

Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

“‘Cause I’m Peter, Peter the Pumpkin Eater/And the party has just begun.” —Garth Brooks

“Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie/Soon your love will be all mine.” —Jay & The Techniques

“Wednesday, play with your food.” —The Addams Family

“Hey, have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

“When life gives you pumpkins, make pie.” —a play on Elbert Hubbard’s words.

Let’s carve out some fun this October!

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.

Once a pumpkin, always a pumpkin.

I was born a pumpkin, I will live a pumpkin, and I will die a pumpkin.

“A man my age has nothing left to do but move to the country and grow big pumpkins.” — President Chester A. Arthur

“Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you’re looking for a knife.” — Dana Gould

“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.

Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.

“It’s midnight Cinderella, but don’t worry none. Cause I’m Peter the Pumpkin Eater and the party’s just begun.” — Garth Brooks

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

Let’s get smashed!

Go big or gourd home.

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau

“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” — Cinderella

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!

Hanging with my pumpkin.

Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!

Carving out fun.


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