Halloween Night Quotes
Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together? – Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Know why mummies never reveal their true age? – ‘Cause they like to keep it under wraps.
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold? – Because of the coffin!
What do spiders do for fun on Halloween? – Surf the web!
What do you get when you divide the circumference
of your jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? – Pumpkin Pi
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda Witch!
Wanda Witch who? – Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? – Boo-berry pie with ice scream!
“I dropped the candies into the children’s bags, thinking: You small mortals don’t realize the power of your stories.” – Karen Russell, Vampires in the Lemon Grove
Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes? – Monster-mashed!
Where there is no imagination there is no horror – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
“He had arranged the arms and legs in letters, and the letters spelled out a single small word: BOO. The three torsos were carefully arranged below the BOO in a quarter-circle, making a cute little Halloween smile. What a scamp.” – Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter
“The witches fly, Across the sky,The owls go, ‘Who? Who? Who?’ The black cats yowl, And green ghosts howl, ‘Scary Halloween to you!’” – Nina Willis Walter
“From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!” – Scottish Saying
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? – Because he had no-body to go with!
Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. – Edgar Allan Poe, “The Raven”
The blood is life. – Bram Stoker “Dracula”
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!” – Dexter Kozen
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. – Author Unknown
“Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.” – Elizabeth, Friday the 13th
“Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat… ” – Nicholas Gordon
“If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.” – Douglas Copeland
Double, double toil and trouble;
fire burn and cauldron bubble. – William Shakespeare – “Macbeth”
“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” – Conan O’Brien
“In the sky the Halloween moon raced in and out of the clouds. The Halloween wind was blowing, not a blasting of wind but a right-sized swelling, falling, and gushing of wind. It was a lovely and exciting night, exactly the kind of night Halloween should be.” – Eleanor Estes