Halloween Naughty Quotes
I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
I’m a vampire…permission to bite your neck?
I’ll get your heart racing faster than a haunted house.
Want to get tangled in my spider web tonight?
You look good in your costume, but you’d look better out of it.
Forget your broom, ride me instead?
Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
Are you Harry Potter? Because I’d let you Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets.
I bet I can make you scream tonight.
Let’s take this party back to my coffin.
I could make the hairs on your neck stand up.
I’m a pirate, so give me that booty!
Are you dressed as “the most attractive person here?”
Are you a zombie? Because I’m really liking your brains.
. Are you dressed as an angel or is that just the real you?
Are you a witch? Because I’m definitely under your spell.
Are you dressed up as Beyoncé? Cause you look boo-tylicious.
You’re obviously dressed as a zombie because you look so drop-dead gorgeous.
What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I looked into my crystal ball and it showed us, in bed, having breakfast tomorrow.
You must be the devil because it just got hot in here.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask for your number, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Are you a jack-o-lantern? Because you’re lighting up the room.
I volunteer as your victim tonight since you’re clearly dressed to kill.
Dirty Halloween Quotes
I don’t want your candy because the sweetest treat would be your number.
Hey, boo-tiful.
Baby, you’re sweeter than candy corn.
I don’t know what the trick is, ’cause you certainly look like a treat.
Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You don’t need Halloween because you look like a treat every day.
If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop? Want to find out?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life-size.
You must be made of candy because you look so sweet.
Do you believe in love at first sight or lust at first bite? Wanna find out?
I couldn’t decide on a costume tonight, so can I just go as your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner?
I know it’s Halloween, but I’d rattle your bone any day of the year.
I’m no vampire, but I sure do know how to suck.
I’m not going as a ghost this year, but you can still get under my sheets.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night.
It’s scary how good you look.
Are you a monster? Because you look Frankenfine.
Looks like the neighbors are giving out snacks tonight.
Want to check my pants for a treat?
I went trick-or-treating but I didn’t get any candy. Can I have you instead?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
For Halloween, you should go as the love of my life.
Even on Halloween, I promise I won’t ghost you.