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Halloween Quotes About Bats
- Feeling batty.
- It was love at first bite.
- Why did the witch never tell her pet bat about her evil schemes?
Because bats like to be kept in the dark!
- Why did the witch never tell her pet bat about her evil schemes? Because bats like to be kept in the dark!
- How can you tell when female vampires are flirting?
They always bat their eyes!
- How did the bat find her soulmate?
They met on a blind date!
- What happened when a bunch of bats descended on a Halloween party?
It caused quite a flap!
- Did the Halloween party get better after the bats were gone?
No, it just went from bat to worse!
- How do spelunkers react when coming face-to-face with cave-dwelling creatures? They don’t bat an eye!
- Did you know that some people vigorously defend vampire bats?
They really stick their neck out for them!
- What do you call three trick-or-treaters dressed up as an angel, a vampire, and a witch?
The Good, the Bat, and the Ugly!
- I like big bats and I cannot lie.
- Don’t get on my bat side.
- I’m a sucker for vampire bats.
- Just hanging out waiting for Halloween.
- Girls just guano have fun.
- Anyone for batminton?
- I’ve finally gone completely batty.
- I’ve got a bat feeling about this…
- What did the witch say when her pet bat didn’t come out of its cave at night? What’s the hangup?
- Did you hear about the vampire bats who feasted on a group of British tourists?
They had a bloody good time!
- What’s the best thing to serve at a bat’s birthday party?
Upside down cake!
- Keep calm and fly.
- I’m so fly.
- Posting my Halloween ‘fit for the fang club.
- Your worst bat-mare.
- Feeling bloody fine.
- All I need is my own Batmobile.
- Batty for treats.
- The blood is the life!” — Bram Stoker, Dracula
- Come over for a bite.
- Bite me.
- You and me could write a bat romance.
- Impressive wingspan.
- Just winging it.
- What do you call three trick-or-treaters dressed up as an angel, a vampire, and a witch? The Good, the Bat, and the Ugly!
- Why do vampires make terrible chauffeurs?
They drive everyone batty!
- Do baby bats practice a lot before making their first flight?
No, they just wing it!
- What do you call it when a bat lands on someone’s head?
A bat hair day!