Charlie Brown Halloween Quotes
1.“You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let’s face it. Santa Claus has had more publicity.”
-Linus
2. “Oh, brother. I don’t mind your dishonesty half as much as I mind your opinion of me. You must think I’m stupid.”
-Charlie Brown
3. “Peculiar thing about this document, it was never notarized.”
-Lucy
4. “All right, all right, let’s bob for apples. This is the way to do it.”
“Yeah, Lucy, you should be good at this. You have the perfect mouth for it.”
-Lucy and Schroeder
5. “There are three things I have learned never to discuss with other people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.”
-Linus
6. “I wouldn’t want to be accused of taking part in a rumble.”
-Sally
7. “You don’t believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.”
“Welcome to the 20th century.”
-Linus and Sally
8. “If you try to hold my hand, I’ll slug you!”
-Sally
9. “I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look all around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy.”
-Linus
10. “I got a rock.”
-Charlie Brown
11. You blockhead! You kept me up all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin and all that came was a beagle.”
-Sally
12. “He’ll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch, and he respects sincerity.”
-Linus
13. “You heard about fury and a woman scorned, haven’t you?”
“Yes, I guess I have.”
“Well, that’s nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of tricks-or-treats.”
-Linus and Charlie Brown
14. “I don’t understand it. I went trick-or-treating, and all I got was a bag full of rocks.”
-Charlie Brown
15. Linus: “You don’t believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.”
Sally: “Welcome to the 20th Century!”
Linus: “There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.”
Linus: “He’ll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch and he respects sincerity.”
Linus: “Just wait ’til next year, Charlie Brown. You’ll see! Next year at this same time, I’ll find a pumpkin patch that is real sincere and I’ll sit in that pumpkin patch until the Great Pumpkin appears. He’ll rise out of that pumpkin patch and he’ll fly through the air with his bag of toys. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I’ll be waiting for him! I’ll be there! I’ll be sitting there in that pumpkin patch… and I’ll see the Great Pumpkin. Just wait and see, Charlie Brown.”
16. “Who are you writing to, Linus?”
“This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys to all the children!”
“You must be crazy. When are you going to stop believing in something that isn’t true?”
“When you stop believing in that fellow with the red suit and the white beard who goes, ‘Ho ho ho.’”
“We’re obviously separated by denominational differences.”
-Charlie Brown and Linus