25+ Hilarious Halloween Quotes about Skeletons


Halloween Quotes about Skeletons


There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless

Let’s bone

I don’t need anybody!

Hip hip hooray!

Bad to the bone!

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” -George Bernard Shaw

Label me like one of your French girls.

“The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks.” -Henry Miller

Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.

I hope you find this humerus.

Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!

It’s time to have some skele-fun

There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk

Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.

I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me

I hope you find this humerus

It’s going tibia okay!

Keep calm and cartilage on

Have a humerus Halloween

Skeleton with funny skeleton caption that says have a humerus Halloween

No bones about it!

“Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame.” -Virginia Woolf

Let’s bone.

Keep calm and cartilage on.

No bones about it!

Have a humerus Halloween.

It’s going tibia okay!

Love is the spine of life!

“There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.” -Wilson Mizner

There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk.

That really rattles my bones.

“There’s a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they’re wearing.” -Naomi Watts

I ulna want to be with you!

I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me.” -Monster by Paramore

The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because it had nobody to go with!


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