The Office Halloween Episode Quotes
“So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache.” — Pam
“You’re not as scary as Bookface over there.” — Darryl
“I vant to sell you blood!” — Creed
“That’s really not the trend in vampires right now.” — Ryan
“Who wants candy?” — Michael
“Leave me alone, ghoul.” — Dwight
“Somehow, I’m supposed to put on a costume and smile.” — Michael“I love Halloween. You know, it’s just, it’s just fun. Every year, it’s just fun.” — Michael
“I’ve decided to pre-screen all the Halloween costumes this year. I have three simple rules – don’t be offensive, don’t be cliche, and don’t take the first two rules too seriously.” — Andy
“Every Halloween I tell him the same thing: ‘You can’t bring weapons into the office.’ And every year he says the same thing: ‘As soon as I get my weapons back, I’m gonna kill you.’” — Toby
“Oookayyy everybody. Be prepared to be scared.” — Erin
“Any blow to the pumpkin itself could prove fatal to me.” — Dwight
“I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month or two. Right?” — Dwight
“Welcome, children of the Scranton industrial park community! Join your gangster pumpkin on his pallet truck of doom!” — Michael
“Happy Halloween! How can I haunt you today?” — Erin
“A lot of people are really getting into Halloween this year!” — Michae
“I’ve never really been a costume guy.” — Jim
“KELLY! You cannot change costumes in the middle of the day!” — Angela
“Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.” — Michael
“How many freakin’ vampires am I supposed to care about these days?” — Stanley
“Happy Halloween, jerk!” — Michael
Friends Halloween Episode Quotes
“Halloween is so stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not.” — Joey
“My hero!” — Mona
“Chandler’s making his sex face.” — Monica
“You’d think that would embarrass me, but I’m maxed out.” — Chandler
“That deserves another piece of candy.” — Rachel
“I’ll prove it like a theorem.” — Ross
“Is it fair that all you had to do was put on a cape and I have to give you free stuff?” — Rachel
“You didn’t dress up either?” — Monica
“She’s not right behind me, is she?” — Joey
“You’re going further down. Downtown!” — Ross
“One of them just said that she loved me, so I just gave her everything.” — Rachel
“You are so in style right now.” — Rachel
“I’m a woman who spent a lot of a money on a dress.” — Rachel
“Wow, I don’t have the worst costume anymore.” — Chandler
“Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.” — Phoebe
“It was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.” — Monica
“Dude, what happened?” — Joey
“Please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur again.” — Rachel
“I am stronger. I would destroy you.” — Ross
“Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying.” — Phoebe
“Just remember, I’m a minute younger.” — Phoebe
“You are a very scary witch, and you are a very funny clown.” — Rachel
“I know it’s last minute, but we’ve decided to have a Halloween party.” — Monica
“That’s not your choice. Happy Halloween!” — Rachel
“Howdy, doodie.” — Chandler